smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.
Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.
by halfbaked69 February 07, 2022
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paper poke

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.
by April Mae November 13, 2017
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I'm poking that

Expression is used when a person as an alternative to "I'm hitting that."
When you see a girl you're poking on facebook walk by, and you say to your friend "I'm poking that".
by PandaMama January 16, 2012
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Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch
stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend
by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020
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Prius Poke

Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.

Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"

The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.

Driver: "Prius Poke."

Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
by Erroll Flint January 02, 2011
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poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.
Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie
by Victor lololol November 24, 2007
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midnight poke

the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while
Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill
by IsmailRules May 28, 2006
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