PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome)

A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.

"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "

by ntdny October 14, 2018

PTS

When you’re late or just too lazy, you take a PTS shower.

PTS stands for - Pits, Tits, Ass

Mom : You’re late for school Bertha !

Bertha : Okay mom, imma take a PTS and I’ll be coming downstairs

by Shadowchyy March 20, 2019

PTS

Prime Time Sun. The act of tanning between the hours of 10am and 2pm for maximum sun exposure.

Bro, wanna go down the shore for some PTS?

by hashbrownham June 14, 2019

PTS

PTS means Peep The story (look at such and suchs story on social media)

Yo I just got the new modern warfare PTS.

by FLOPTOP September 27, 2019

PTs

"peaceful thoughts" -- the email sign-off of James Moody, an American sociologist who is excessively chill via email. If you got an email from Jim with "PTs" below the signature and didn't understand...well now you do.

Hi Karen,

I'll get that feedback to you soon. Sorry...busy day with grant app deadlines.

PTs,

by youngmoneyfriend June 10, 2020

PTS Japan

A term used to define an incompetent organization thinking it can do better than its global counterpart, but fails to deliver at every level. Incompetent management looking to pass off their responsibility to people simply not working hard enough, utilize manipulation and bully technic to underpay their workers and degrade their value so they feel too pitiful and depressed to leave until they became one work the train track.

A: why is the train late today?
B: someone from PTS jumped today
A: damn. again?
B: well, it’s PTS Japan. They are shit.

by JarredOliverinHell4838 February 4, 2024

Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.

What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?

by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015