Oregon

The best freaking state in the whole United States.

There's no sales tax, no pumping your own gas, amazing beaches, beautiful forests, reasonable driving skills, and friendly people.

Dear Californians,

Spend your money and get out. Yes, we sound selfish, but most of you have no driving skills and are disgusting, littering pigs, especially when it comes to you visiting our beaches.

We like our state just the way it is, so please stop trying to screw it up.

Oh, and it Or- eh- gun, not Or- ee- gauhn, you irritating east- coasters.

(Note: written by a native, lived- in- Salem- her- whole- life- Oregonian.)

Me: "God, Oregon is just the best!"

Idiot: "Well, it's okay."

Me: :You better take that back, or I swear to God, I wil set you on fire."

Idiot: "I just expressed my opinion."

Me: "That tears it."

Idiot: *screams while being engulfed in flame*

by proudoregonchick January 5, 2011

originality

a word that is sorely misused today. By stupid (unoriginal) people who define themselves as hippies, punks, emo kids, metalheads, etc. etc. They claim to be original but instead they are tired retreads of some refurbished form of conformity. Can also be used to describe behavioral attributes.

That angst ridden kid says that people don't understand him because he is original. I say they don't understand him because he is stupid.

by iggy May 1, 2004

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

The Original Mustache Mafia

A group of strangely attarctive men wearing the almighty mustache.

Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!

by El Peligroso June 14, 2008

Origonal

The shape of your gaping mouth when you realize there's spelling mistake on the front page of your agenda.

Dude, you should have seen it. I went full origonal.

by loveasper September 13, 2018

originalistic

like how real is to realistic, original is to originalistic

the banana should win the most originalistic award in the fruit category..

by au March 4, 2006

original twilight fans

People who read the book est.05 06 and 07, before a craze of fan girls intervened and pooped all over the books reputation, there are very little of us, and unlike every other annoying conformist, who probably has as much depth as a puddle, we actually loved the series and edward and jacob, NOT robert fucking pattinson and taylor dick lautner. we actually are very loyal and love it for what it is not the books popularity.

It's so ironic how when I was reading twilight I was taunted and asked why i was reading such an emo looking book, and how those same people who made fun of me for reading the book are the same ones who are drooling over it now, it's quite funny how that works.

original twilight fans > twilight noobs

by The original twilighter. November 12, 2009