wank master

A wank enthusiast that eat, sleeps and breathes anything assiocted with wanking.

Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master

by Slaughty November 24, 2014

Danger wanking

Wanking in a place were you can be caught at any moment.

"What's that guy doing in that phoneboot?"
"Oohw he's just Danger wanking"

by Spilox April 22, 2009

wank room

Wank Room. A sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can masturbate in comfort and privacy.

Have you seen Jeffrey recently ?

No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.

by dw8177 November 27, 2016

vom wank

forcing one's self to be sick in order to use the vomit as a lubricant for masturbation.

Ryan had several vom wanks in one day, as a result of this he turned bulimic.

by j1spen August 3, 2011

Guilty Wank

Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.

Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.

by Moriartius August 18, 2010

thank wank

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.

Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!

by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014

Thunder-wank

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.

Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"

by MoonLander August 2, 2015