eight zoom

used to describe a city that is small, or that nobody knows where it is. word is in reference to using a gps map and it takes eight zooms for the name of their city to pop up.

person 1: yo, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’

by koochikiller69 February 28, 2020

wire zoom

Get wired over Zoom basically.

“What you doing tonight mate?”

“Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”

by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

Zoom:30

The time of day when you (virtually) have a beer with your peeps.

I'm SO lonely. Can't wait for zoom:30 to kick back and have a cold one with my besties

by Icebumb March 23, 2020

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020

Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.

We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.

by FireMaidn May 28, 2021

Zoom ‘stume

An outfit that’s business on top and comfort on the bottom suitable for Zoom meetings from home; the mullet of ensembles.

I’m all ready for working from home today—got my Zoom ‘stume on.

by Beeba Duchess December 14, 2020

Zoom dickie

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.

My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.

by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021