is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.
Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring
by hicktown johnson June 21, 2011
Get the Country Touringmug. This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."
"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
by That Guy 65 February 10, 2009
Get the Warped Tourmug. White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!
Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!
Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
by OriginalNT May 7, 2011
Get the European Tourmug. A diversion that appeals to fat mutant disgusting sexless claymation land beast dragon bitches like Sandy Candy. That Sylvester and Tweety t-shirt accentuates the hideous lumpy sacks of greasy adipose tissue you call tits so well. As soon as that latest hellspun offspring slides out of your leaky, gaping roast beef curtains, you'll have time to go back to the Vineyard and have your picture taken at Dyke Bridge pretending to be Mary Jo Kopechne, only 300 pounds heavier.
The "duck" in "duck tour" comes from the military designation "DUKW" that was assigned to these amphibious landing vehicles built by GM. Sandy Candy doesn't know that because she learns all she needs to know from FOX News.
by Cap Hathaway January 11, 2008
Get the duck tourmug. The act of mounting woman without regard to age, build, history or hygiene. Usually this includes a world map which is colored in as a checklist for every ethnicity boned.
After intercourse was portrayed with the stranger, he proclaimed she's part of the world tour, as he colored in Peru.
by JustinMartin July 6, 2009
Get the The World Tourmug. originating from "seven different kinds of smoke," smoke tour is a term used for the endless ride of life consisting of making moves and achieving goals while doing really cool shit along the way.
by dupree nords February 3, 2010
Get the smoke tourmug. by thomicide November 19, 2014
Get the tour de saucemug.