Someone who turns on the news, sees the coverage of a hurricane, and riots for the human beings instead of the hurricane.
The plain girl would say a prayer every night before the storm that the winds would clock in 5 mph less every hour, and that no human being would suffer, so that she could put on her mask, hand sanitizer, gloves, face shield and bubble suit and be miserable the next day. A storm is nature's way of letting human beings know that everyone deserves this shit, it doesnt matter if you think you're a good person or not, it doesnt matter if your skin is light or dark, or you think you deserve something better than this shit.
by Solid Mantis October 09, 2020
The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails full of hand sanitizer for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year, they wouldn't miss the tin pails.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
by B-rizzle December 23, 2018
by Plain Fever Beaver February 18, 2024
Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.
by b1b1b4b4 February 09, 2020