Butt Crumbs

Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.

Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry!

by buttcrumbsspecialist November 22, 2011

Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop

-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better

by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009

muffin crumbs

this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.

I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.

by LuxBc June 30, 2007

vag crumbs

the cheese like particles that are excreted from a vagina due to a vaginal infections

OMG i just saw that girls panties and there are vag crumbs all up in it

by hunkyboy May 27, 2010

asshole crumbs

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.

After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.

by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017

stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.

The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed

by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016

Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 12, 2017