IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

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Pussy Confusion

When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.

Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.

by Mötley Crew January 5, 2015

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gender confused

someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day

"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused

by el fartismo December 6, 2013

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Confused Homo

A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused

Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am

by Hitormisser69 December 11, 2018

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orientation Confused

a person that doesnt know if they are fags or just metro and hangs with boys that are homosexual

Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?

Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"

Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused

by khia love December 9, 2008

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