Mud Seat

When a guy or girl shits on a dick and then rides it. Usually in cowboy stance

Ooh that big country girl sat on my mud seat last night.

by cheezypoof259 September 3, 2016

Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018

power seats

Seats in anyplace where you can see everything.

Used in the Gilmore girls S2:E14

We were fortunate enough to get the power seats since we arrived early.

by BrownyBear February 10, 2017

The Hot Seat

The warm sensation one feels on their bum using the toilet seat after another individual.

I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.

by Bearsh January 6, 2017

hov seat

The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.

My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.

by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013

slime seat

when you sit on the bus seat picking your nose and then wipe the booger on the bottom of your seat

josh like to slime seat. he digs into his deep gold mine and takes his big meaty hands and rubs his big juicy booger on the bottom of the bus seat

by yoongo January 29, 2023

Sneaky Seat

Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.

Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.

by 500ToothDinasar January 31, 2023