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I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.
Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe
by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023
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I'd throw it in her butt

1. Used to show satisfaction with the way a woman looks.

2. Admitting that you would indeed bang out a slut
Dante: Bro what's Zeeb thinking with that Danielle girl?

Ryan: Not sure, she's not all ugly though.

Dante: Yeah... guess I'd throw it in her butt.
by CodyRotten May 27, 2007
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Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.
Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.
by Johnny Pseudonym October 10, 2005
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I'd probably check it out

It can mean many things, mainly you would give it a try or consider it. Could imply sex, or just try it in general.
Wow I have to say Linda is looking hot in her 2 for 1's, I'd probably check it out. If you know what I mean, wink, wink, lol
by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008
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I'd Pee In His Butt

A dude walks down the street and gay dudes find Attractive. Instead of saying i want to bone that, you say, "I'd Pee in his butt".
Bob: "Damn look at him he is hot:
Me: "Yeah I'd pee in his butt"
by ilikeitrough May 22, 2006
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alien i'd like to fuck

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.
ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck
by wag1 famalam May 28, 2014
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Yea I'd do her

Gaelic - "a hole's a hole": Latin - TaP-tHAT-AsS, see "I'd do worse"

You would too, so stop lying to me and to yourself.
Spermu: "Yea I'd do her."
Spermu: "I'd do worse."
Fagshit: "A whore's a whore, of course, of course."
Spermu: "All cute girls are sluts."
Fagshit: "All cute girls are whores."
by Dabo aka Deebo aka PMRacing532 January 10, 2005
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