Dirty Novella

A novelist who quirts when proofreading her own story. A wet writer.

That lady left a wet spot in the chair, where she was writing. She must be a Dirty Novella

by Brucie 13 June 2, 2021

french navel

When u cum in a girl's belly button and then dip french fries in it and feed them to her

My girl said she was hungry so I made her a French navel

by Tackelberry November 18, 2022

Dirty Narelle

When you get so black out drunk after a meth binge, you forget you shat yourself and decide to masterbate with crusty fecal matter all over your bits and develop a yeast infection.. Then bake break with it.

"Fuck sake.. Had to take a long shower after a Dirty Narelle again"

by Benzerker April 11, 2023

neck navel

A pronounced, oval crease in the back of a man's neck, generated by overly plentiful flesh and most usually seen on men with shaved heads

That dude's neck navel is deep enough to hold a cigar.

by drstevenwerose October 6, 2023

Montucky Navelganger

When you fail at the most basic of hygiene, and black lint and semen deposits collect in your navel resembling a carcinogenic mole, which scares you so badly it requires you visit your doctor emergently, only to have your hot lesbian doctor tell you its just lint and semen

NICK: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER! LOOK!

FRIEND: YOU BETTER GO HAVE THAT CHECKED OUT!

NICK TO DOCTOR: I HAVE NAVEL CANCER!

HOT LESBIAN DOCTOR: IT'S LINT AN CUM., WHICH THE MEDICAL TERM FOR IS A MONTUCKY NAVELGANGER. TRY JERKING OFF INTO YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME.

by Broham11550 October 11, 2025

outie like a baby's navel

In the process of leaving a location.

It's 5:00 - I'm outie like a baby's navel.

by MikeOcala April 13, 2011