National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
by Ustania April 12, 2019
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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th
by Jsbjsk October 05, 2021
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that startedNational I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 06, 2024
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Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.

People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend

• best friend

• side pieces

• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day

Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
by Dairylover69 November 11, 2020
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Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 01, 2021
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