National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
mugGet the National I Just Be Dick Daymug.

National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th
Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may
by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022
mugGet the National suck dick daymug.

National Dick Pic Day

Happens when it is June 26th and your close friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!
by Docphantom June 26, 2023
mugGet the National Dick Pic Daymug.
Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
mugGet the National Cut a pedos dick off daymug.
A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
mugGet the National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Daymug.

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day, sooooo bois better protect yo junk.
Vro tomorrow is national grab dick day, protect yoself.
by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
mugGet the National grab dick daymug.

Share this definition