piss nailed

when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.

he lost the bet and got piss nailed by a hoy chick with a strap on

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Got Nailed

Someone/something that got annihilated or destroyed,

“Dude, you got nailed on that fall!”

by Y. O. U. R. M. O December 20, 2022

Getting nailed

nailing (plural nailings) A mechanical fastening by means of nails. (slang) An act of sexual intercourse, especially a hard one.

I hope I end up getting nailed at the end of the night

by Ilooveturtles18465926 January 25, 2025

nine-inch nailer

Coined by _Wheatley on March 21, 2026, this term describes people whose self-absorption blends perfectly with nihilism. “Nine-inch nailers” see meaning itself as a joke—except when it serves them. They drain positive social spaces, flipping good vibes into emotional wreckage just to feel significant. Their version of connection is control; their art is psychological demolition. A nine-inch nailer thrives on stirring confusion and despair while disguising it as honesty or dark insight. They preach detachment, but what they really crave is domination through mood manipulation. Every friendship becomes a performance where they’re both the director and the only audience that matters. The damage they leave behind feels like emotional nails driven straight into your sense of worth—and that’s exactly the point. They present cruelty as authenticity, emptiness as depth, and cynicism as intelligence. To them, empathy is naïve, sincerity is cringe, and meaning is something to mock. The nine-inch nailer isn’t just pessimistic—they’re an emotional engineer of chaos. N.I.N. captures the modern fusion of narcissism and nihilism: ego without empathy, emptiness powered by self-importance.

Steven (Normal Person): Hey Josh, can I ask you for a favor?

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I'll answer your question if you stop implying you needed a favor to begin with.

Steven (Normal Person): What? I was just asking for a quick favor.

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): What?

Steven (Normal Person): No I was just..

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): Don't look at me like that, what do you mean you didn't know?

Steven (Normal Person): No I was just going to...

Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I wasn't asking you a question, why are you implying that?

Steven (Normal Person): Nevermind...

by _Wheatley April 2, 2026

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021