Deez nutz

when someone talks about ur nutz (chikins)

Hey buddy did u get a package

2 person: yes
Did it have Deez nutz hah gotten hah

by Deeznutz1234567890GOTEEEEEEEEM February 17, 2022

deez nutz

deez nutz

deez nutz all over your face in soace with a mace and I don't make fun of race even though joe mama's name is chase

by Blazinfart1234 March 2, 2022

Deez Nutz

A joke from 2014 that has been resurfacing the internet, mostly in setups now.

Guy 1: Have you tried Bofa
Guy 2: What the hell is Bofa
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ😂😂
Guy 2: Bruh. You tryna get some?
Guy 1: Get some of what?

Guy 2: GET SOME OF DEEZ NUTZ
Guy 1: Stop
Guy 2: Sorry
Guy 2: SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU DEEZ NUTZ😂😂

by Frank.Reynolds May 23, 2021

Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.

Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?

by Likewater August 15, 2021

Deez Nutz

deez nutz.

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a common joke circled around tiktok in 2021, here is an example.

Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️

by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021

Dead-nutzed

Dead-on: extremely accurate, precise; exact, direct;
On the nut: amount of money required for a venture;

Your wedge to the green was Dead-nutzed at the flag.
noun & adjective

by PolkaCity December 31, 2024