Mark

he's the neighbor that you always see and you hate them but love them so much. # besties

who is that;

oh its shawty mark

by dannyduncan69696 June 17, 2020

Mark

Has really freakishly small calves!

Hey look it’s that guy mark...the guy with the small shitty calves

by Fitt1987 September 21, 2018

Mark

The type of guy that would text a girl 5 long paragraphs and not get a reply. Marks tend to get defensive about their "unique" texting style and because of that they often get blocked irl. Marks life expectancy is usually between 15-20 years they a have short life span because they end up vanishing after getting rejected by 300 different girls.

Guy1: DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT DWEEB TEXTED
GUY2: YEA I SAW THAT. GUESS HE PULLED A "MARK"
NERD: WTF IM RIGHT HERE?!

by Daone4eva March 4, 2019

Mark

He's a a wee annoying little poo and he likes to try to be a big man but really he's an annoying kettle bastard.

He's also got a giant head but has a tiny little brain

Mark: hi I'm annoying

by The tattie man November 21, 2019

Mark

An asshole who smokes weed every damn day

"Ya, Mark was way hotter before he got all that acne."
"Mark is a sexy douche."

by mediocrechicken February 26, 2017

Mark

A nice person strongest in the group. Likes girls. Communicates easier with adults or young adults. Likes to spend time with friends. Sometimes Mark's are gay. May be a nice person. Hides a philosophy inside from outside seems crazy or annoying or dumb. Very sexy. May be fat. Very open person. Very feeling and caring.

Very nice word it may also be used as marking something.

by Yeeeee man April 5, 2017

Mark

A genuine, kind, funny, smart, amazing, perfect, skinny, big strong boy who is possibly (definitely) the most amazing Prime Minister of the United Kingdom to have ever walked the earth.

Mark overpowers all evil and is the literal physical embodiment of perfection.

Person 1: "Hey, wasn't Mark the British Prime Minister?"
Person 2: "Yeah, a genuine, kind, funny, smart, amazing, perfect, skinny big strong boy. That's Mark."

by THOMASJMONTY May 31, 2019