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Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.
My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.
by Itsahelmet April 21, 2023
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Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.
Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!
by sumaloma September 24, 2021
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Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped
by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023
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auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.
Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.
by Ironictruth August 24, 2016
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mustard vein

one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.
"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"

"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
by Random Shit. February 16, 2022
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rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.
I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.
by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017
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Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.
After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.
by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019
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