ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

giving a muppet

fisting

"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 1, 2004

Muppet Fucker

1 - A person who has sex with or masturbates to muppets
2 - See Arsehole, cuntbag, dickhead, dickshit, motherfucker, cunt, homo, idiot, jerk, pig, fucktard, arseclown etc..

John Key is a muppet Fucker

by Pol Pothead May 30, 2012

Muppet necking

Getting Oral sex from a mupet

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.

by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015

muppet-flippin'

replacement for/variation of "mother-fucking"

"What a muppet-flippin' jerk!"
"I'm the muppet-flippin' best at shuffleboard!"

by Muppet Flipper April 16, 2009

Muppet Reject

A muppet rejected from the muppet show because it was "too ugly".

Matt Martina is the definition of a muppet reject

by Stassirose June 4, 2016