Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 04, 2022

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo May 03, 2018

Viagra [Mule]

someone that has to make a living by sending stupid Viagra spam emails . desperate writing hacks trying to be funny with their subject lines or writing poetry that has no soul

He dude im sicking getting those Viagra Mule emails the subject headers are crap they cant even spell correctlty!

by neeeo September 08, 2008

Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her

Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her

by Dirtydirtdog69 December 29, 2021

Idea Mule

Riding on the back of you friend's genuis

Jess: i'll have coleslaw instead of crisps
Lisa: Oh, can I have the coleslaw instead of crisps?
Jess: You're an idea mule

by dundeedogtrainer February 27, 2014

mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021

Mule headed

One having an overly large head.

Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.

by Pow pow raider February 27, 2018