Tit Mule

A mule of who's tits reach at least to the ground when the mule is standing straight up upon four legs. This term is often under-used, like tits that reach near to the ground. Also see "Half-Tit Mule" which is a mule who's tits reach almost exactly half-way to the ground.

Check out that hot-ass-spankable Tit Mule

by Jesus-hater May 30, 2008

Hung Like A Mule

To be hung like a mule, have you ever seen the size of a mule's unit?

Yo baby i'm hung like a mule.

by Daddylove April 24, 2003

The Mule

the butt of a gun.
to "hit someone with The Mule" is essentially pistol whipping, but it should be noted that when hitting someone with The Mule only the butt of the gun is used.

"Bitch wouldn't stop running her mouth so I had to hit her with The Mule."

by D. Wroughton July 27, 2009

ass like a $20 mule

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".

Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!

by 4cd-air September 16, 2013

shopping mule

Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.

I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!

by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009

Marsh mule

A guy that calls girls swamp donkeys but is really hypocritically speaking about himself and his love for fat nasty swamp ladies. Often sleeps with any donkey with a swamp between the legs. Can be known as a desperate mule who has no care for the swamp and just wants to settle in a marsh with his piggish self. Can be found at bars scoping swamp donkeys.

That marsh mule shouldn't be calling any swamp donkeys out with that mug of his.

by Ccg666 July 23, 2013

dogshit mule

A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!

"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"

by garrythegrey May 30, 2016