Fetid moppet

1. A person who lets their work-self get in the way of their outside life, possibly resulting in a public outburst in a room of their peers.

2. Something your wealthy father might call you.

3. A stinky child.

Disappointed, my father looked at me and uttered only two words with scorn, "fetid moppet". All I could say back in acknowledgement was "father".

by eelbucket February 17, 2025

back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023