Morobi

An incredibly talented young individual. Although he is short he packs quite a punch if you know what I mean. It just keeps going. Backed with a voluptuous bunda he is known to bag absolute BADDIES for MD. He is the definition of a young Tom Brady.

Morobi.

by AHHHHHH MIGUELLLL October 12, 2022

Captain Moroni

The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.

Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."

by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010

Typhoid Moron

Typhoid moron, A person who allows there own stupidity to put others in the path of a harmful or fatal contagious disease.

Because of Typhoid moron's need to have a rally in Tulsa today, six staffers have contracted Corona virus.

by MisanthropyFTW June 20, 2020

Physical Moron

Victorian era English for the term retard.

“Brace a man while he’s grooming himself, hope the intimacy makes him feel vulnerable. An admirable tactic, Bryan. You must think I’m a physical moron. That’s Victorian for retard, understand? You want me to testify against my son, at my peril, and you don’t even tender the reach-around of immunity?”

by theGuyWhoLikeDefinitions July 24, 2023

Toad Jar Moron

When you begin to truly smell how awful your McDonald's breath is while everyone around doesn't.. This is possible by donning a cylindrical glass space helmet with a circulator and walking down the middle school hallway whilst simultaneously talking to yourself out loud attempting to trigger innocent bystanders...

*Everyone is just minding themselves*

Toad Jar Moron passes by "hey bitches look at me cockworms I like gary trannis and big blue dildose in my spichole, I'm retarded!"

Nobody responds.

Toad Jar Moron continues further "BROD would any one of you put a rubbery slimey cyan phallus down my mouth, preferably neon big blu glow aura emitting cock you get one? I'M BEGGING YOU FUCKING DO IT I PLEAD.

After the silence has settled, Toad reverts to neutral and denies ever saying such things.

by Hailey the Blondey October 12, 2022

Moron

Used to describe someone who would take the time to look up "moron" on Urban Dictionary, and then read the entire long definition and keep reading even after it became obvious that the sole purpose of the definition was to insult them. Morons usually have a habit of continuing to read pointless definitions just because they have nothing better to do.

Are you really still reading this you fucking moron? What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, stop reading. Now. There is absolutely no point in going on. Get a life.

by F_TRES3 December 9, 2009

moronus

Homestar.
A complete and total moron/idiot.
Total Crap! Why do I keep putting Word tags in? I don't know.

AwsomeBad: No...you moronus! We are challenging you to a wrestling match!

Dumpstar/Dumbstar/Dumpface/Dumbface/Crap for Crap: uh..nO THX. ;) omg wtf lol

by Strong Bad February 15, 2004