Mom

1.The one that gave birth to you
2.The one that goes through the devilish age of 5-9

3.The one that constantly has to spend money you

4. The one that goes through all the go away mom's and I hate you mom's
5.The one that take care of you when your sick
6.The one that cooks for you when she's sick
7.The one that will always lobe you no matter what

Wow your mom is so cool

by LJ Mom lover November 7, 2017

Mom

A mom is a person who loves you and gives you real medicine

But if a mom is anti-vaxx than she gives you essential oils and you might die

I love you mom

Mom don’t give me essential oils

Mom I don’t want to die

Mom please give my brother real medicine

by Verystillamchill March 17, 2019

Mom

A gay bitch that grounds you for nothing

Mom you are a bitch

by Gaynigger91 October 24, 2019

Mom

A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use this website, urban dictionary , to explain these odd new things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens , and those beings are very dangerous.

Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: What was what now?

by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019

mom

A title given to someone who hates you

My mom beat the shit out of me.

by Andy_Wirus June 14, 2020

Mom

A narcissistic attention whore who thinks she is royalty and when someone proves her wrong she throws a fit and plays the victim card. And when that doesn’t work she gets aggressive because you don’t bow down to her and treat her like the white trash queen that she thinks she is. And she thinks it’s funny to talk about how much she doesn’t care about your feelings or your well being. She gets joy out of wearing down your self esteem until there is nothing left. She always talks about how every guy is an asshole and treats her like shit. And you feel bad for her until you realize that she is the problem. You start to realize none of these guys are probably half as bad as she makes them out to be. And if they are you can see why. You used to hear her ex yelling at her and calling her a bitch and you thought he was such an asshole. But now you don’t blame him at all. You’re actually quite surprised he didn’t beat the shit out of her. And most people would never even think about their mother like this. And you might think you’re crazy for having these thoughts. But trust me, you’re the sane one.

I wish I could love my mom

by How I Really Feel September 19, 2018

mom

the way Americans spell mum!

my mum gave birth to me in England
mom wrongly spelt word

by londoner! April 14, 2011