mitsy

"Mitsy"s, or "Misty"s, are the female counterpart of the Pooy. These young girls, often attired in little more than a wee-stained pair of knickers and a demented grin, stood around the docks in medieval times tryin to steal the business of the Pooys. Unfortunately, as was common in those days to be a screaming bender, the heterosexual business was slow and the Mitsy eventually died (or was it dried?) out. There is believed to be only one left in existance now, and she must cater to the needs of all the men in the world. From what I hear tho, shes doing a pretty good job.

'eres 'alf a thrupenny, go down the docks n get us a coupla pooys, if u buy 2 u get a mitsy free too

by =] May 8, 2003

Mitzi

A cute and common name for a Pomeranian. Other versions of Mitzi are Mitzy ,Bermitzfia or just plain Mitz.

The story goes that Mitzi was bought from Beverly. Her dog had recently died and she wanted to replace him. Therefore, Bev, bought a Pomeranian and named her Mitzi. But every time she looked at Mitzi it only made her cry. She wanted to find a new owner. And told the girls at Pet Ranch, where she recently bought the puppy. Everything happened so rapidly. Somehow, Mitzy became owned by the sister of the girl who worked at Pet Ranch. The new owner fell in love with Mitzy, giving her a loving home and a place in her heart forever.

Sorry, Bev, You told me to let you know if I was ever going to give Mitzi away. Well, it's been 3 years and counting.

Dog's name Mitzi and other Pomeranians are usually very loud, when it comes to strangers. They are like mini guard dogs. You can't help but love.

by Azndanaette February 1, 2008

metzy

a joeys world tour loving potato

ex: oh,she likes joeys world tour? she must be a metzy

by catlovrxx2007 November 12, 2019

Mittzy Flow

Your a bit drunk, and it's almost time to head to a party or a club. You hit the bathroom, toss some gel in your hair, fresh clothes, and your ready to wheel.

Guy 1: You boys ready to hit the club?

Guy 2: Chea, let me do some mittzy flow and we can bounce

Guy 3: Unreal, going to be a sick night!

by Call me mitts April 4, 2011

Mittzy

That one girl who is cute and thick af and everything about seems perfect girl until you find out she vegan and a fucken feminist who thinks women are superior when in fact men are the superior gender

An insult so great the feminists tremble at the sound of the word. It means something so great even im afraid to say it but it is as scary as Borst Headass

Tiffany: OMG Janet ur a bitch!
Janet: NO U
Tiffany: NO U

Janet: Shut up you Mittzy!
*TIFFANY EXPLODES ON THE SPOT CAUSING A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST*

by Tacuache Bodeguero March 28, 2019

walta mitty

it can be universally, like the word cool

that is so walta mitty!!

by p wizzle April 14, 2008

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.

I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.

by KNOb23 July 13, 2009