Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

3d terraria but its just as good

Person 1: wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: maybe later I’m playing terraria right now

by A terraria gamer October 27, 2020

Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Sadly everything is a "was"
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game forever

by PolyMoster April 30, 2022

Minecraft

A Game that started blowing up at 2014 then went down slowly It was getting pretty old in till A Great Swedish gamer Came out And said LETS PLAY MINECRAFT THEN HE SLOWLY REVIVED IT NOW EVERY ONE LIKES IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT

by boiimboiboy September 6, 2019