mike

A NIGGA WITH A BIG FOREHEAD

bro that bitch is such a mike 😭

by pimpdaddy647 October 30, 2019

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A really cool person who makes everyone laugh and has many girls crushing on him

Person 1: "Yo dude who's that guy over there with all the girls?"
Person 2: "That's mike the coolest guy ever!"

by Coolio kiddio September 24, 2014

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Mike Is Fly & Stay With Money But Mike Will Never Fi Up Its Hard Getting Him To Fi Up & Mike Also Let His Girl Run His Relationship Also Mike Breath Smell Like Home Grown Shit

"one day I was having a conversation when mike walk up i Smell straight shit "

by 45john March 14, 2017

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Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis

Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."

by MikeHunt509 April 22, 2014

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Doesn't give a shit on Lily.
He will appear with his girlfriend, still knowing you have a crush on him.
He will talk about his girlfriend in a work meeting to bring you down.

He will pretend to have no feelings when he is an ocean of emotions.
He will turn into fire and cool down and then burn up again in matter of seconds.
He doesn't really care about her...

Mike give it all or don't give anything to Lily.

Don't play like this with her.

by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

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