Ultra midnight spring shocker

A three part covert sexual act comprised of:

Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water

Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.

The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.

I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.

by Erg raider April 4, 2011

Sketch level midnight

The highest degree of a sketchy situation.

" Lets jump off the roof"!
" Dude. That's sketch level midnight"

by NEGROHERO January 2, 2012

Ten-to-Midnight

A Ten-to-Midnight is a man or woman that is your lover that literally arrives at your place at 10pm and leaves at midnight.

I better jump in the shower, my ten-to-midnight man will be here in half an hour.

by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

by Shower Fart October 25, 2008

midnight poke

the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while

Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill

by IsmailRules May 31, 2006

midnight catapult

When you are doing a chick doggystyle, you aim yourself so your back is to an open window. As soon as you finish, roll backwards and throw her out the window.

That bitch was given me shit yesterday, so I gave her the midnight catapult.

by chimmey April 2, 2008