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Mid-America

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.
New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.
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mid town

" I dont know where that is I never leave the midtown area.."
by herbie February 1, 2004
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mid break

To be half way through a poo
The phone rang while I was mid break
by FortyP January 22, 2017
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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
by Deathto2face January 13, 2015
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Mid Doig

To screw up horribly while writing a sentence or phrase.
Dude, that was a total mid doig.
by Jeffery Voltorb October 23, 2016
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X mid

A person so extremely average it’s painful
Tyler ghosted me, theyre x mid for that shit
by Fettywapasf February 17, 2022
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Marshala mid

A strategic way of playing Valorant that includes 3 or more people going mid and peeking with the Marshal sniper rifle.
You can use "Marshala mid" as such

"Marshala mid all tim idiot fuck you"
by XipCra December 17, 2021
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