melan

A melon that you currently have possession of.

Hey is that melan?

by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019

Melania Trump

The residue left over after a dumpster fire has been put out with lube.

"The fire's out, thank god the KY factory was so close by. Now let's get to work cleaning up all this Melania Trump."

by mo,o,o,o,o June 6, 2021

Melanie Martinez

An American songwriter and singer who was for a time accused of sexual assault and rape by Timothy Heller , until proven innocent.

“I feel bad for Melanie Martinez, I mean, Timothy Heller’s story doesn’t even match up, and Melanie was proven innocent but people still don’t believe her”

“Yah I don’t know why, she has an alibi”

by No names allowed February 17, 2019

Melanie

ok ok Melanie is the best person ever, let’s just get that straight. She is known for having brown hair. She is sooo gorgeous and beautiful all the girls are jealous while all the guys fall for her, she pretends like she doesnt notice but she does.shes a huge flirt like she’ll tease with you and play hard to get but In the end we all know she’s to good for you anyways. She’s a friend that will always look after you even when you didn’t have her back. and when she gets mad you better watch your back because she will destroy YOU!! she notices the smallest things that no one will notice. and she’s HILARIOUS !! at first she shy but once you get to know her she’s the craziest person you’ll meet!! Melanie is also the type of girl that will fall for guys with animals! If you have a dog, she’s in! Just remember this NEVER brake a trust with Melanie because once it’s broken theirs no turning back. If you argue with her just know she’s right your wrong end of story.

Ryan: “Yo did you see that new hot chick at school”

Jack:”no but that’s got to be a MELANIE”

by Litttyyy.j May 18, 2018

Melanie

1.) synonymous with awesome.

2.) a person, place or thing that is awesome.

Wow, that song is so melanie!

by josefina_chica December 23, 2009

Melano

A person with dark brown or black hair, dark eyes, with an olive complexion.

The melano girls turned out to be Italian, Egyptian and Iranian.

by MM555jk March 19, 2010

Meilani

Da baddest bitch anyone will ever meet. If an individual fuck with her, she is apt to punch the person in their dick (or general gentail area) until they become unconscious. DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. A. MEILANI.

can also be referred to as a Meimei

Nigga 1: YO, MY NIGGA MEILANI IS FINNA PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!
Nigga 2: AWWW HELL NAH! MY DICK CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER BEATING!!!!

by Josep420BlazeItNerd January 6, 2013