message bukkake

When a person is suddenly flooded with multiple messages at the same time or close to the same time.

As she was checking her email her phone started vibrating with all the message bukkake from her boy toys. She must have gotten at least 8 messages all at once!

by ellelo April 24, 2014

message pump

A piece of code that attends a message queue, processing each message in turn.

Message pumps are a staple of GUI programming, since messages are used to receive input.

The program abandoned the message pump and Windows eventually marked the window as not responding.

by henke37 May 23, 2014

messare

That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…

See that guy? Yeah he’s a Messare, his newborns balls are bigger than his.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

message walling

When someone splits up a message into multiple messages. (gets annoying, and is kind of like spam)

Someone:
this
is

an example
of

message walling

by VikkiVuk July 2, 2022

Dinosaur Message

When you're computer of laptop finally get so old that the "Your Virtual Memory Is Too Low" message appears in the bottom right corner of the screen.

Man 1: Hey, have you seen Jack at all today?
Man 2: Nah, he got the dinosaur message for the 5th time today so he's gonna trade up.

by Mexican Rice May 14, 2010

Predator Message

A text or IM message that has no content (blank message). Aptly named after the film series where the aliens where cloaking devices to make themselves invisible. It is usually accidental.

A:*Receives a text message from B that is blank. Responds with a wtf.*
B:*Sends a text to A saying two words only 'Predator Message'.*

by Malakaii August 21, 2011

Unstant Message

Regular postal mail or post it note.

I had to give my aunt a message to let her know my balls were OK. I gave her an unstant message her via post that they were back to normal.

by backotruck September 23, 2012