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lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.
Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"
by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014
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Mr Merren

An individual who thinks believes they are good at sports and games such as Master of Closeness, but in fact they are not.
That guy is so terrible he might as well be Mr Merren.
by dirtTrackPieGuy August 30, 2016
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jack merril

Jack Merril is one of God's most precious creations he loves taki's but also has an interest in dinamita's jack is most likely w plump boy who might try to eat 6 apples but will always come back to taki's Jack is truly the best human ever
Jack Merril is the taki King
by Poopy pants shield December 13, 2017
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Ellie Merrick

A person? Someone you may think you trust but DONT. Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she totally is. She will never let anyone around her be happy, especially in a relationship she steals all yo men. Stay back ladies she will snatch your weave. bikinis look good but not on her. She only dates fuck boys and lies about her age to every rich, semi-attractive man. Her social abilities or lack thereof are astonishing.
Boy: Who's that she looks desperate.
Boy 2: Yeah Ellie Merrick dates people she's never met before.

Boy: aight aka stay away
boy 2: yeah pretty much
by unknown fetish July 16, 2018
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Dirty merrick

Your probably the flyest nigguh in town and doesn't take shit from nobody by selling drugs.
by D33ZN0TS June 3, 2020
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North Merrick

North Merrick is a small hamlet in the Town of Hempstead on the south shore of Long Island, New York. It borders East Meadow, Uniondale, Freeport, North Bellmore, and Bellmore. South of North Merrick is another hamlet Merrick, but most refer it to South Merrick. Other areas of Merrick are Central Merrick and Merrick Woods. People who live in North Merrick are northies and most are in the middle class. Even if most are in the middle class there are areas that are nicer than others.

Like most of Long Island it’s filled with Italians and the Irish. And most are Christian, whereas most southies are jewish.

There are 3 elementary schools, Fayette, Old Mill, and Camp Ave. All of the students of the schools of Merrick and North Merrick join as 1 grade in middle school, Merrick Avenue Middle School (MAMS). In high school students who live in North Merrick or Central Merrick go to Calhoun and students who live in South Merrick go to Kennedy with students who live in South Bellmore.

Everyone loves to party and the most infamous place to do it is at b-side, an old middle school that was shut down b/c of a decrease in the amount of students. At day it is used by the BMCH District, but at night it is where everyone likes to party. And not just anyone can walk into the secret party place in the woods, you have to know someone or be invited and most of these people go to Calhoun.
Person #1: Omg you live in North Merrick?!
Person #2: Yeah it’s filled with italians and irish people.
by justanotherbitch516 July 21, 2021
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Jack Merridew

Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!
Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.
by Knmagor September 26, 2022
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