The Dirty Mendez refers to the collection of pubic hair on a man's face after performing cunnilingus.
<this is not an example, rather, the origin of The DIrty Mendez>
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
A friend of mine, his last name is Mendez, tried to grow his goatee. he has a very young face so it looked rather strange at first.
The hairs were thin and at first resembled pubes. We teased him becuase he looked like he had gone down on a girl without washing his face.
I said, "Instead of the Dirty Sanchez, you have the Dirty Mendez." The rest is history.
by The Horny Owl August 19, 2008
Get the Dirty Mendez mug.Meneli is a kind and caring girl she is normally born in winter , she can be a sweet girl at times but if you mess with her ya’ll better run for your lives.
She needs A LOT of attention and care otherwise she will start acting like a bitch and ruin you. A tip from me is to avoid getting her angry if you do you better run for your lives.
Be friends with Meneli, get to know her better her sign is Aquarius and she’ll be your best and only loyal friend.
She needs A LOT of attention and care otherwise she will start acting like a bitch and ruin you. A tip from me is to avoid getting her angry if you do you better run for your lives.
Be friends with Meneli, get to know her better her sign is Aquarius and she’ll be your best and only loyal friend.
Enemy: Hey bitch
Meneli: what did u just call me ?
Enemy: B I T C H
Meneli: WANNA GO GIRL?!?!!????!!
Meneli: what did u just call me ?
Enemy: B I T C H
Meneli: WANNA GO GIRL?!?!!????!!
by #bored May 22, 2018
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Get the jose mendez mug.Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018
Get the Jose Mendez mug.Boy 1: Damn look at this kid Menelik
Boy 2: He looks straight outta Ethiopia
Boy 1: Yeah he looks so starved
Boy 2: Lets be honest, he could totally be a drug lord.
Boy 2: He looks straight outta Ethiopia
Boy 1: Yeah he looks so starved
Boy 2: Lets be honest, he could totally be a drug lord.
by Neymar Jr Yajnik March 6, 2016
Get the menelik mug.The word 'meezer' refers to a ladies nether regions. A bastardization of minge and beaver the word meezer is rumoured to have originated from a small rural area in france.
nick: "U fucking what!?"
sex pest: "i'm tellin ya, i found it up her meezer"
nick: "Have u washed it!?"
sex pest:"YES..........no"
sex pest: "i'm tellin ya, i found it up her meezer"
nick: "Have u washed it!?"
sex pest:"YES..........no"
by Banj December 20, 2004
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