Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009

Matzingen

Matzingen is a municipality in Switzerland with four rivers. The population of the village is intelligent, liberal and active.

Between 1150 and 1996, Matzingen owned a mill.

by cinch January 8, 2012

Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

Matzefied

To get overly excited and blow your fireworks within the first 2 minutes of having sex.

Even worse - before you get to take it out of your pants

When it's a "was that it?" Situation.

Dude: you've been matzefied.

Dude: I matzefied her.

by Show me the way daddy bear August 14, 2017

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy but for Jews. A wealthy Israeli who funds Jewish girls.

Yo, she got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s going through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

matay

A person, who is often 12 years old, has blue eyes, and loves football.
Bullies non-football players.

Oh, look at him! He's matay probably. I can tell by how ugly he is.

by Normalpers0n January 15, 2018

mattydawson

Creepy person you slightly know who ends up to be a giant pervert who touches kids.

Frankie Boyle “So what do you think of Joseph Fritzl”
Me “What a fucking mattydawson”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 19, 2018