Animal Mating

When an uncle elephant has a big pp for his niece.

Uncle Elephant and Niece Elephant go animal mating.

by Your Uncle sent u an Emoji: 😘 November 4, 2019

Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.

Mattingly sucks in the sac.

by Szerbs October 12, 2013

Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.

Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!

by HippoCookies September 28, 2008

mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy

Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today

by Alex vH November 11, 2005

Gay Mating Call

Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a little girl/male hairdressers music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a "Gay Mating Call", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

by MarkHack December 10, 2008

Mashing the potato

Mashing the potato is when a girl vigorously thrusts a huge dildo inside of her vagina.

Damn girl, I'm so sore from mashing the potato last night!

by On-a-whole-other-level September 19, 2016

MaShInG PoTaToEs

Def1: when a girl decides to mash your potatoes, then add the butter and milk to make it taste good.
Def2: when ur mummy says dinner time and you run upstairs to smell potatoe in the air

Girlllll stap mashin my potatoes or ill skittle biscuit you! MaShInG PoTaToEs
Mom did you make mashed potatoes?

by iuahfirhahiuwh December 18, 2018