california marriage

Marriage that is not legitimate (similar to California Sober)

Katie engaged in California marriage while marrying different people frequently.

by california marriage April 25, 2021

Facebook Marriage

Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke

Jack is married to Sam

Jack: I've got a Facebook Marriage to Sam

Sam: But I'm happily divorced....

by Chris V2 June 25, 2009

interfacial marriage

A marital union including two people of unequal yoking in the looks department.

Interfacial marriage is on the rise with new unions such as that between Donald and Melania Trump.
The Supreme Court just declared interfacial marriage unfortunate, though legal.

by Cassie & Joanna May 11, 2007

Sanctity of Marriage

The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.

Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 January 17, 2020

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

opposite marriage

The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

by JusLar April 20, 2009

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009