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Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.
Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.
Mario by Marhugva November 21, 2021
A social reject who prays on the weak but in reality is weaker themselves someone who is afraid of conflict but tries to cause it for no reason likes gay artist and cosplaying and putting on underwear
Wow I feel such a Mario
Mario by Omarqiscool November 21, 2021
Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back
Your a Mario also know as a bitch
Mario by Mario mj November 21, 2021
Mario is a great person and human very funny cute medium ugly and athletic. He is strong intelligent and a go getter he is also a grest thinker and a loyal friend and boyfriend. He also likes to workout and he is a big showoff. He has a quick temper but also has a big heart. He also is known for cheating but has never really cheated. Also he might like a girl named Marie.
Yo Mario is kind of like the greatest mario
Mario by Clampsz2.0 November 21, 2021
Mario is the soul of the group, a sincere and shy person, he knows who his friends are and he will never leave them alone.
Mario is fantastic.
Mario by klk mamawebo November 23, 2021
Marios usually have a warm heart and can be very giving but can turn ice cold and push people away watch out can be very unstable, Most Mario’s I know need gamblings anonymous they do have mesmerizing eyes though
“There Mario goes freaking out again, he thinks he knows it all”
MARIO by Rawchicken99 November 23, 2021