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Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.
Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!
by ArielM December 16, 2011
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push mango

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.
"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"
by Mark R. April 11, 2005
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Red Mango

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.
This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.
by Jake Factor May 28, 2008
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Mango Bone

The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.
"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."
by Skeletalchemy October 2, 2018
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Marvelous Mango

Someone who is incredibly fun and sexy. They have a genuinely lovable personality, and somehow always know how to make you smile. When you're around them you can't help but feel like the luckiest person ever. A marvelous mango is guaranteed to be exceptional in bed. Their amazing body guarantees you'll be into them no matter the time of day. You could cut the sexual tension around them with a chocolate strawberry.
Wow, she is amazing! She is my marvelous mango!
by NYtraveler June 6, 2013
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Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.
Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth
by GodJeez February 24, 2022
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Mango Tango

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.
Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?
by Dag Mango April 22, 2013
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