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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
by starofdestiny October 14, 2009
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Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus

German catchphrase (original: Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus) used by people who are unable to come up with practical solutions to any problem whatsoever.

Translates roughly to "make an argument out of it".

Used primarily by losers if they are literally helpless to change anything about their own condition.
Sailor man: Captain, we are heading towards an iceberg, you need to turn around, so we don't crash!

Captain: Make an argument out of it.

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Anastasia: I am leaving you for Tyrone, he's just so much better than you, he earns so much more than you, he works out regularly and let's not even get started about his performance in bed; you can't compare!

Christopher: Make an argument out of it / Mach doch Mal ein Argument draus.

Anastasia: This is why nobody likes you.
by xXx_GogetaSS4_xXx July 31, 2024
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Make-Out Month

Make-Out month also know as MKM.

In the month of January you can make out with every male/female without them getting mad
"dude i just maked out with megan"
"won't she get mad?"
"no she cant its Make-Out Month
by Mister_know_it_all January 12, 2020
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National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.
James - “Hey it’s April 21st
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”
by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024
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National make out day

National make out day is when you garb your BF, GF, or friend and make out. This day occurs on 4/14
National make out day is when you make out with a friend
by National make out day February 14, 2023
by ni_41108 February 13, 2023
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Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out

A time of playing Minecraft and watching movies, maybe some making out along the way.
Leave them alone, their enjoying the Mambre-Movie’n’Minecraft-Make-Out.
by Bnarratologist February 28, 2022
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