maggot farming

The process by which two uncircumcised men, immediately after enjoying anal sex, pull out prior to ejaculating and immediately begin to dock. Once docked, with engorged members covered with with feces, said participants blow their loads. The resulting product resembles freshly turned earth covered in maggots.

Last night JP asked if I would like to try maggot farming. I said "why not?" JP said "better get some wet wipes, it can be messy." I am regretting it now, as I believe I have an infection.

by Uncle Phatty June 23, 2018

netflix maggot

words used to describe people who make creative phrases like "netflix and chill"

"So, bae. Wanna kick it with me tonight?"
"No, you're such Netflix Maggot."

by edgefighter September 12, 2016

maggot story

a blog post from bluefly girl, an amazing piece modern writing, amazing in guiding people through their lifes problems

man, you should totally read maggot story, it completely changed my life

by yuunki June 1, 2021

Acting The Maggot

Acting in particularly foolish manner

Would you two stop acting the maggot and do your homework

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

Maggot Thatcher

Nickname for Margret Thatcher

Maggot Thatcher feeding off the rotten flesh of society

by Headcharge April 30, 2022

bank maggot

Person who fishes from the bank who has no means of ever fishing from a floating craft. They usually congregate daily in big droves where access is closest to public roads,fish hatcheries,weirs,or deadlines.Most fish caught are snagged.Found on rivers like S.Santiam.Lewis.Three Rivers ect.

(While rowing down the river) Dude, look at all them bank maggots! lets just pass this spot up, poor bastards will be standing there all day beatin' that shit to a froth.

by mattyfnb July 17, 2007

maggot whore

A zombie or other undead creature.
can also be used as a humorous insult.

Get the fuck off me you maggot whore! (undead)
you're such a maggot whore.

by codetheservermaster October 30, 2013