Madison

The most annoying motherfucker you will ever meet. If you date her, use force so that she doesn't fucking cheat on you with 900000 other guys. Whatever you do, DONT FUCKING GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER. All she will do is talk to you about other guys, and cheat on you with all of them. And yeah, she is not afraid to show she's cheating on you. To end this shitty name off, Madison will never stop texting you. Even when she's, "MAD", she will continue talking about other goys who are sexier than you are.

You: "Roses are red, Violets are blu, Why did you leave me Madison"
Madison: "IM FUCKING CHEATING ON YOU."

by RETURDED BOIII May 30, 2017

Madison

Another name for the real name Madi-stun-gun. Often means powerful, gazelle type.. Woman. Most Madi-stun-gun's usually have a boyfriend who is freakishly tall for his age, and he cathces bats.

"Look at that powerful gazelle type woman!! Her name must be Madison, which means her real name is Madi-stun-gun."

by transformya January 23, 2012

Madison

She is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches her but no one wants her.

If you seeing this MADI YOU A HOEEEEEEEEEE

Wow what a hoe, she is a Madison for sure.

by Ryan Herdershop November 13, 2018

Madison

Madisons are ugly even tho when people say they are not

They have a good heart but some people don’t see that and try to take advantage of them

I know as I am a Madison myself

Madisons are ugly (even) tho when people say they are not

They have a good heart but some people don’t see that and try to take (advantage) of them

I know as I am a Madison myself

by Madison_love_1234 December 29, 2018

Madison

A red head that is shy around new people but goofy and weird around friends. Can be lazy or athletic. A great friend but if you interrupt her in the middle of a sentence she will call you out. She can be nice when she wants to but a straight-up bitch when you piss her off.

Guy one: Dang she looks fineeee
Guy two: That's because she's a Madison.

by AreYouSureYouKnowYourself June 18, 2018

Madison

A BIG FAT JUICY COW

DID YOU SEE THAT"madison" OVER THERE
YEAH THATS UGLY
well thats a "madison"

by memeglobglogabgalb June 30, 2018

Madison

She is the most amazing person. Madison tends to think that she isn’t liked or is ugly. But she is beautiful, inside and out. She deserves the world and no one deserves her. Love you babe.

No one is as good as Madison.

by holly2005 August 8, 2018