Massachusetts

The epitome of NINJAGO city

RUN AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

massachusetts

Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important

"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

Massachusetts Fever

The feeling of homesickness and not being able to leave/go away

I'm homesick, Massachusetts fever must have rolled in

by thelifeofashowgirl August 15, 2025

Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

massachusetts mustache

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.

"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".

by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018