montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.

Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Montana Bennett

Is so seductive. Always down for a good laugh. Just says like these dumb things that literally make you laugh your head off. She has greeny-blue eyes like the grass after the floods in Brisbane and she has small ear lobes. She can also do like the funniest voices omg and matches whatever the energy is

Hey Papi, I missed you! Montana Bennett makes me wet in my sleep at night. Papi, open those legs for me ;)

- From Hollie Le Griffon

by flaffil March 8, 2022

French Montana

That Minecraft villager in songs

“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”

by Woowiewoow May 15, 2021

montana duke

the best american horror story character as well the hottest person in the world. no one competes with her

hey! i just met montana duke !
really? ur lucky u met the best person in the world

by montanadukesimp June 17, 2021

big montana

1. The largest of the Arby's Food chain Sandwiches.
2. A vagina that is loose and has been beat up like Grace Jones; lips are brown to brownish purple and resemble premium cuts of roast beef from a locally owned deli; sometime accompanied by Horsey Sauce.

That broad had a big montana, but I still ate it all.

by The Diggler May 23, 2006

Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.

Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.

by imma be a rapper 59q671==16890 March 7, 2010