Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.
by bluegreengrass January 13, 2014
Get the Matthewmug. a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
by swimmergrlweatherspoon November 24, 2010
Get the matthewmug. A retard who likes to steal my animal crackers. He does not like jesus at all. He steals my locker code and opens my locker when he wants to. In total he is a poop.
by retarded ninja November 28, 2011
Get the Matthewmug. a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
i hate all matthew's
by -bil- January 14, 2008
Get the matthewmug. if you come across a matthew in your path you are very unlucky. they tend to be very unloyal and like to completely disregard your feelings and your opinions on certain situations. if you ever have a matthew as a boyfriend terminate it immediately as they tend to break hearts after making you fall in love with them first.
who made you fall in love with them then left and tried to worm there way back in after realising what they lost?
Matthew
Fuck you matthew xx
Matthew
Fuck you matthew xx
by yourFavBae April 12, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. A common male name in English Speaking Countries. The name is also used in the Christian Bible as a name for one of the four Gospels.
by ShockingPython February 19, 2017
Get the Matthewmug.