An oaf capable of unleashing the stinkiest farts known to man.
Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.
Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.
Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Marcus you fucking fat oaf.
by All aboard the banter train May 09, 2018
annoying and bitchy. doesn't know what boundaries are and doesn't respect peoples limits. he is a nice person and has good intentions but as soon as you get on a comfortable level with Marcus he will whip out his dirty minded, inappropriate side. Marcus can be annoying very easy and you can only take a small amount of him every so often.
girl: have you seen Marcus today?
guy: no, and I sure hope not. that guy is soooooo annoying!
girl: I know right! and I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
guy: no, and I sure hope not. that guy is soooooo annoying!
girl: I know right! and I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
by DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!! September 02, 2019
Marcus is the type of guy to ask for gum every day. While some may say he is extremely handsome, in reality, he looks like a turd. He is the definition of a dwarf. Marcus thinks that he is funny, but he is actually the opposite of that. He is the most boring person to look at/be around. he is just basic trash.
by Bio creaters February 20, 2020
A guy that gets beaten up in wrestling by a girl. He also is a softcock and is a MEMER on fortnite. HE IS SHIT. HE IS ALSO AN AMERICAN FUCKING IDIOT THAT IS FROM THE STATE NEW JERSEY. ID num: 984829374
by MARKUS WITH A K March 27, 2019
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