The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!

This is so Evan Lynch

by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025

Lynch

Aggressive kissing and cuddling

I’m so going to lynch my girl tonight!

by Poopypantsguy May 29, 2024

Modern Lynching

To modernly lynch someone is to annoy them for an alleged offence without a legal trial.
to lynch someone is to kill then for an alleged offence without a legal trial.

"ow he lynched me"
'oh you must mean modern lynching, because clearly your still here"

by Gay bowsers bro June 29, 2020

angus lynch

A fucking legend who always gets the pussy

That fucking Angus Lynch is fucking another girl

by Angus Lynch April 7, 2019

noah lynch

fat basterd

big red is noah lynch

by BallSackDan May 7, 2023

Lynch

LYNCH. When you lynch a shit back into your ass through lynching.(Subtle Movement)

“Hey Gale, I lynched a shit in my ass this morning and I don’t think I can make it in”

“Hey David remember that time we lynched our shit together “

by Lynch, July 15, 2023