Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
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When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.
Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.
Signs involve :
1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.
Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.
If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
When someone your in any type of relationship with makes you think you two are together when really they have their own intentions of messing around with someone else But don't tell you.
Closely associated with cheating on someone without their knowledge anytime soon.
Signs involve :
1.Not wanting to talk to you as much when you know he/she don't got nothing better to do. Especially if he/she was clingy at first.
2. When you ask what you doing and he/she says nun of your business.
3. They don't let you see their phone.
4. Saying their phone is always bout to die or their moms calling.
Ways to resolve it: If you do manage to see their phone because they let you they probably deleted the messages or dms. But if you check calls and ft there will probably be something there.
Your checks have to be anonymous because if they feel your catching on they will be more careful about their choices. If you do find out don't waste no fucking time check that ass and if they aren't at your knees begging for you to take them back then they don't care about you. And begging right when they get caught doesn't count because that means they sorry they got caught. Wait a few hour, days maybe.
If your like me they only get one chance for fuck up, any time after that you gotta kick them to the kirb.
For example: I hope my girl friend don't got me looking stupid because last I checked we were together.
Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
Example 2 no sentence- when your with a girl and everyknows your with her but when your not around she's kissing and hugging on other people thus got you looking stupid.
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