If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.

"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

by SteezyD January 22, 2009

Lipgasm

Similar to an orgasm, the event that occurs while applying chap stick to lips that have been dry, and or chapped for an extended duration of time.

It was so cold downtown yesterday, and my lips got so chapped I had a huge lipgasm when I put some chap stick on them.

by H011@buscemi March 9, 2012

lipstick granola

A girl who is a subaru-driving earth-loving granola environmentalist, but who appears normal and lacks the foul odor and excess body hair of the typical granola.

"Man that girl was hot! And an environmentalist!"
"You sir, just had an encounter with the elusive lipstick granola!"

by Pedro et Raoul October 27, 2011

linsanity

When a seemingly average, unspectacular person suddenly erupts with success and develops a ridiculous cult-like following.

Rick: You gotta check out sportscenter. This guy who was cut by his old team just ripped off 20 points and 10 assists 4 games in a row! They say he's the best pg in the league!

Tom: How are you already wearing a t-shirt with that guy's face on it?

Rick: Apparently his tears can even cure cancer!!

Tom: Sounds like linsanity to me...

by da1n April 23, 2012

lilsamuel

a person of intrest that is quite small but cool loved by all the ladies and the all want him

i wish i was a lilsamuel or it think he is quite lilsamuel

by sassy samuel10h September 20, 2018

Lipski

A derogatory term used to describe Jews in victorian London.

"Lipski!"

by egerecy March 5, 2022

Desert Lips

Lips that are always chapped. No matter how much water you drink or how much chapstick you put on if you have desert lips your lips will always be chapped, cracked, and nasty.

You: I need some chapstick my lips are chapped.

Friend: Its not going to help you got desert lips.

by coolbird May 31, 2009