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Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you
"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"
by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018
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Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.
Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019
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Suburban Lawns

A late 70's to early 80's post-punk band. They only have one album (a self-titled one), but were very influential nonetheless.
Two popular songs by Suburban Lawns are Gidget Goes to Hell and Janitor.
by kurt_cobain's_slut November 13, 2018
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Italian lawn

An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
by Yaasfag February 5, 2020
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Lawn dart

When a woman lays on the edge of the bed and a man starts at the end of the hall, and gets a running head start, and as soon as he hits the bedroom doorway he jumps and arches his back while grabbing his ankles and sticks it in and finishes in one foul swoop. It is required to promptly roll over and smoke a cigarette.
The wife let me lawn dart her last night, I think I dislocated my hip.
by The lawn dart man February 22, 2019
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Maple Lawn

1. n. A place where good food is cooked and gossip is stirred on an hourly basis thanks to staff who live at the counter on their nights off
2. n. The home of Elmira's best singing cook
3. n. Where Old people dine and whine
4. n. A red barn with a polar bear
5. A Family Owned Restaurant
1.Rene', Barb, and Cass.
2. Kelly Clarkson
3. The Nursing Home
4. Crowley farms
5. Maple Lawn
by Employee08 October 16, 2008
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Lawn Dairy

When a man ejaculates on a womans hairy vag. The result is lawn dairy.
I blew the biggest nut on this chicks hair pussy, I gave that broad some lawn dairy!!
by Vagiant October 16, 2008
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