Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

Lard

Humans but big.
Not Giants.

LOOK OUT, IT'S A LARD!

by kharker711 April 21, 2022

Lard ass Noodle

Generally used to describe some chub lad.

Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle

by Dingleoid January 29, 2019

Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 6, 2009

Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Someone who is fat

Person 1: who is the YouTuber dream?

Person 2: A lard

by Window sheets December 11, 2021