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manchester pipe line

same as an alasken pipe line but you dont freeze the shit in the condom. you leave it at room teperature.
caroline said "come on babe give me a manchester pipe line" then joey says "yeah why not!"
by Mac Attack16 May 4, 2009
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manchester united

A soccer team that fully dominates all others.
Manchester United beat Arsenal for the 564th game in a row this season, wow Arsenal blows cock.
by Stephan Scantum June 5, 2005
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Manchester City

The richest club in the world, they own you all!
But also probably cockney rhyming slang for "sh**ty" as even with all the money in the world, they can't even win.
When Manchester City go in for a player, there's no contenders.

Kaka won't join because it was Manchester City.
by Stuckwithabunchofloonies January 20, 2009
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manchester

Manchester is regarded as England's second most important city, even though the second most populous is Birmingham, Manchester surpasses it in Media, Sport and Leisure. Manchester is often used to refer to the county of Greater Manchester and some other places in the North West of England. Manchester is circled by the M60 Orbital motorway and stands on the River Irwell and near the River Mersey.

The people of Manchester are known as Mancunians. Greater Manchester contains the Ten Metropoliatin Boroughs of: Bolton, Bury, Trafford, Tameside, City of Manchester, City of Salford, Stockport, Wigan, Oldham and Rochdale. Approximately 2,800,000 people live in this Metropolitain area, It is one of four highly populated Urban Counties in the UK along with Greater London, West Yorkshire and the Birmingham/Wolverhampton/Coventry Metropolitan area.

The city is is famous for it's television programmes like Coronation Street, A Question of Sport and Stars in Their Eyes witch are mainly produced by the biggest BBC(North West)and ITV(Granada) bases outside London. It is well known for its football teams: Manchester United and Manchester City(the area has the most professional soccer teams per square mile anywhere in the world). Manchester is renowned across Europe for its shopping (Manchester contains The Trafford Centre Europe's 2nd biggest indoor mall) The only city to house two Selfridges. It also contains a Harvey Nichols, The largest Next store in the UK, The flagship Marks and Spencer Store and the UK's second biggest Topshop/Topman. along with Manchester City Centre and The Trafford Centre, other satellite towns across the county have sufficient shopping facilities like Bury and Stockport.

Manchester is known for its Music, with bands like The Happy Mondays, Oasis, Elbow, Simply Red, M People, Take That, Joy Division, New Order and The Stone Roses originating from the city. The Manchester Evening News Arena was voted International Arena of the Year beating New York's Madison Square Garden for the 2nd year in a row.
Goin town, madd forrr itt, madchester, manchester
by MikeyFromBirmingham May 8, 2006
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manchester

An interesting city in England. Manchester is loacted north of London and is more towards the middle of the isle. It is said to have a really good soccer team.
Manchester is the Chicago of England...
by Gervis McFelon September 21, 2005
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manchesterfan

A totally out of the closet no holds barred homosexual male.

Sometimes enjoys listening to football on BBC radio.
Have you seen that architect guy with the goatee and glasses? Based on his purple car I'd say he was a real manchesterfan.
by ChikkenNoodul December 18, 2003
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Welcome to central Lancaster ‘I wanna be a chav’ school, where all the ‘chavs’ and ‘roadmen’ Go. This is the school you want to go too where you get pedophiles as teachers and where you notice that every teacher gets with each other , (including same sex, probably same family too). Central is a ‘outstanding’ school. Known well for the best stardog to be sold on the car park. Known well for a certain teacher loving a quicky in the gym with the caretaker whilst the ‘lights go out’ all the scruffs with ripped up blazers and girls with underwear showing under there not so seen skirt with Their flat arses hanging out. One thing that school needs to sort out good and proper is lessons for teaching the girls (and boys too seen as half of the Lancaster/ morecambe gay boys like to attend the ‘I am a road man school’) to wear makeup properly and on their face instead of their shirt. Not only is this a school for roadmen, crackheads and wrongens, it’s also a school for ‘I’m 12 and pregnant’

So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁
Mum; (too daughter)well done you’ve got into central Lancaster high school

3 years later

Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school
by Hollipop13 November 12, 2017
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