Avril Lavinge

Unbelievably fake Canadian wannabe Rock singer, who claims to play the guitar, when infact, she can only play the chorus to her "song" (more like a cat being strangled if you ask me) 'Complicated'. Likes to pretend she loves Marilyn Manson and writes her own songs and only has Tammy-loving teeny-bopper fans. Hated by lovers of rock music and all its surrounding genres.

"i just saw some girl on tv singing badly and watching too much eyeliner"
"did she have long straight hair?"
"yeah she did"
"oh, that was Avril Lavigne then"
"listening to her made me want to kill myself"

by lea_lea_lea July 27, 2004

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Avril Lavinge

Someone who looks even scarier withought make up on.

Person that sees Avril without make up: Woah! Oh my god! What the hell is that!? CRACK KILLS! CRACK KILLS!

by Highly Evolved June 29, 2005

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Avril Lavinge

A singer who is called a "poser" by kids in middle school who want to look like they know what they're doing. They can often be heard saying, "Avril Lavinge is such a POSER dude! Good Charlotte is sooo much more HARDCORE!"

Truthfully, even though I'm not an Avril fan, I think it's just totally dumbass of those kids because they probably couldn't do much better.

Avril Lavinge is a poser, and I'm saying that because I'm an insecure 12-year-old who wants to feel good about myself.

I don't like Avril Lavinge all too much but I'm sure she's an okay person.

by orangemilano September 5, 2004

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